With 3 little boys, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that I can’t have a day without poop. Everyday we have either an accident or I have to hear the word like 100 times because for some reason they think its the funniest word in the world. Did you know you can pretty much substitute the word “Poop” for any word in any song and get all your siblings to drop to the floor in laughter?
See if this gets you dropping to the floor!
Today I got home from working out and put one kid down for a nap and then I sat down to rock my baby to sleep. Within 2 minutes of me attempting to sit down, our puppy came running in the room jumping on my leg. I wondered who let her out and why in the world she smelled so foul? I looked down and saw that she had poop all over her face! With further investigation I discovered that my 3 year old let out our puppy, pooped his pants and then decided to go to the bathroom and let our dog eat it out of his underwear…
What’s sad is that this did not phase me at all.
Please give me a day without Poop!